I signed up to this just to write this review. I went to 333 last night. It was: filthy overprised, with arrogant staff, pretentious people trying to look like they dont care including l.e.d beltbuckles with ironic messages. Even worse memories include: the 30st whale in a snoopy thong covered in the dirt and sweat from the floor being the only female on the dancefloor, the uperclass dj downstairs trying desperately to be urban playing the outhere brothers, the cloakroom que that took a hour, having my phone stolen, and just generally smelling of urine.THE WORST CLUB EVER, EVER. AVOID!!!!!! i would give it no stars but I dont think u can

Ridiculously over priced drinks - £5 for a vodka and coke wheras next door it was £3.30 and it wasn't even happy hour!
Incredibly rude and degrading bouncers.
Though the atmosphere was great, the music was great and everybody appeared to be having a fantastic time!

The worst place in London. £8 to get in. RIP OFF drinks (£8.80 for a double vodka and splash) and the place closes at 2am. It's TERRIBLE and you will have the worst night. You're better off throwing your money away.

Never EVER go here. It smells bad, they have made NO effort on decor, its expensive, music is terrible, nearly everybody in there smells of sweat...women included, and its just full of people trying desperatly to look like they "dont care" about appearance but unfortunatley for them they have tried way to hard cos nearly all of them look like idiots. Its the sort of place that you used to go to when you were under drinking age cos they would let you in for a quid, pints were a £1.50 and you might be able to "pull" someone so you didnt care that it was astonishingly bad. But this place costs a tenner and drinks are about 4 quid and you are guaranteed to leave shell shocked that youve spent your hard earned money on such an absolute dive. As you can probably tell...im not too happy i wasted a night there!

I have seen hundreds of discos around Europe and 333 is the worst one. I didn't expect London to have such places. The entrance fee is outrageous for the service provided, and the clock room charges £2.00 but takes no liability. Plus the music was really bad. The video looping throughout the four screens was something that has to be seen to be believed.


As for the girls in 333 all I can say is that they were pretty much all disgusting. At one point of the night one nice girl came inside the disco, maybe it was a mistake or maybe she's been paid. After 15 minutes she was gone for good. Seriously not recommended to anybody.

Rip off!

333is the worst club I have been to in London. I read about the club online and liked the idea of three floors with different kinds of music... It costs a fortune to get in, but I thought that it might be worth it.

But, when I came, around 23.30, they were playing some kind of awful jungle drums music on the groud floor, so I wanted to check out the rest of the club. Where were the stairs? Oh no, the rest of 333 was closed and they were not planning on opening it until 1am. If I didn't want to lose my money, I would have to listen to jungle drums for 90 minutes.

I am not the first person not liking this place and I hope that everyone feeling this way will spread the word and force them out of business. It is a great place, great location, lots of potential, but to summarize it: Rip off! Spread the word!

333 was fantastic. Spent a fortune in there and had excitable young people throw drinks around while listening to Jump Around on a seemingly endless loop, only interupted by wedding reception grade mixing. Try the 333 experience for yourself by standing in the shower fully clothed whilst listening to 'Now That's What I Call Hip Hop' and feeding £10.00 notes into a shredding machine.

I have been to 333 a few times in the past and it has gone downhill since my first visit.



333 has a dirty feel and is full of sweaty people off their faces. With a bit of TLC this could be a good club, but at the moment it's a poor club compared to the ones around it.



On the other hand, Mother bar upstairs is a great night out with good people and good music.