Great place, quite small (actually very small) but really good music, cool crowd (if you dont mind posh boys!), cheap drinks too!! Everyones up for a laugh, me and my mate spent most of the night dancing on the stage with some randomers :D recommended for a fun night out.

I love Crazy Larry's- great crowd, great music- its the best night out in Chelsea!

Crazy Larry's is dead trendy, and is filled with 'sloanes' wearing their jack wills and their gilets. The place is quite nice and has a reasonable dance floor, however it is really small. the drinks are alright as there are deals on most nights, however this place does not do it for me. The door staff are an absolute nightmare so if your going get on a guestlist and be on your best behaviour!

This is without doubt one of the worst clubs I have ever been to. I would not recommend it to anyone unless you're looking for a meat market full of posh twats. The staff are rude and inflexible (bouncers and cloakroom attendant), there are ridiculous rules such as no readmission after 2am so clearly doesn't cater for smokers and the place is rammed so full you can barely move let alone dance. You will definitely get groped if you are female. I can't really comment on the music as I was too busy watching the car crash around me. You would have to be off your face to remotely enjoy yourself here but luckily this seemed to be the case for most of the clientele so I'm sure they all had a great time. If you're looking for a classy night out then this is not the place. If you just want to get laid and aren't fussy then you'll definitely get lucky here! I for one will not be going back.

Well this place is one special headcase... they've got a super lax door policy so good if you're partying late and with only other guys... people inside are properly drunk, and consist out of public school gangs mixed with professionals trying to score with the preppie ladies. Superweird system which essentially makes it impossible to use the dancefloor unless you have a VIP/table stamp. Never seen this policy before, some wannabe exclusive club idea the owner made up a bright morning after 5 days partying most probably.

one word... AMAZING

What a great night out. Didn't really know what to expect from somewhere called Crazy Larry's but turned out to be a very pleasant surprise. Had an amazing time.

I have been to Crazy Larrys numerous times and never fail to have a great night. A lot of the time it's not just the atmosphere of the club or the music they play, but your frame or mind and the people you are with. If you want an easy night out with comercial dance music then Crazy Larrys has to be one of the best clubs in London.

I thought Crazy Larrys was a good night out. It has a good atmosphere, friendly staff and the shot girl was very pleasent. I'd definitely go to Crazy Larrys again.

Cray Larrys is rubbish. The drinks are extraordinarily expensive and, without a doubt, they're watered down. I know that's an accusation levelled at many of the more upmarket places that try to keep riff-raff out by out-pricing them, but I'm no stranger to paying a lot for drinks and I'm no stranger to drink. Stick to the beer, if you have to go there.


And don't bother buying shots from the girls wandering the floor. It's a complete waste of money. You'd get more alchohol by licking Crazy Larrys toilet seats.

Crazy Larry's was a real disappointment. The quality of the drinks was rubbish and there was zero atmosphere.



Also watch out for the gimmicky shots they try to flog on the dancefloor at Crazy Larry's which are a rip off. All in all, go to one of the other clubs in the area which are way better.

Crazy Larry's is an excellent club with a relaxed atmosphere. The people were not too up themselves. The girls are amazing. It is a little expensive but Crazy Larry's is worth splashing out for.

Crazy Larry's does exactly what it says on the tin, my night involved lots of crazy fun and hysterics, largely aided by a huge amount of tequila. I should never drink tequila as I found out, I'm a crazy fool, but then I fit into Crazy Larry's perfectly!

Crazy Larry's is the biggest pile of crap, full of wannabe rude boys/ girls, all trying to be someone they can only dream of being.

The people at Crazy Larry's are all full of crap. Never go there.

Crazy Larry's. What a pile of wank! I am also a public schoolian and I just thought it was full of wannabe idiots. Pile of poo.

Well, what can I say. Crazy Larry's is the bees knees. Great music, great location and even greater people. As a fellow public schoolian myself, I generally fit in quite well. Collars up, quiffs ahoy! Dress to impress and you'll do more than witness the fitness!

The place is full of public-school with their bleedin' collars up! Don't lose your mates in there - everyone's dressed the same and look similar so you'll spend hours hunting for them, even though it's a tiny place! What's that all about? Really expensive and over-crowded, hard to get to the bar for a drink! Bouncers too much in evidence laying the fat about and no drinking on the dancefloor? Er, not my cup of tea...

I was unimpressed from the beginning not only were the bouncers rude, one of them shoved a barrier on my friends foot, no apologies. Small dance floor, cramped and uncomfortable. Atmosphere was tragic, although cheap entrance, service - poo: not worth your time of day

Crazy Larry's looks nothing much from the outside, a deceivingly tiny door which leads up a winding staircase to a medium sized club. I've given this club a good rating purely because I had a mad night with friends, carrying the party on once I had left the club! Although I had a wicked night, there were some things about it that I didn't really like.

Firstly, it is so unbalanced! What I mean by that is, the club is long and thin with a minute dance floor over one end with masses of people all crammed into the corner. It was then a complete trek to the bar/toilets where there were hardly ANY people. I felt like everyone was squashed down one end, trying to fight for space.

I found the bar staff to be rather rude towards the end. I'm sure they just wanted to go home but I waited 20 minutes to be served. When I finally did, and went to pay with a credit card for drinks worth £9.95, the bar man said he could not accept cards for drinks under £10 and immediately poured them down the sink, leaving me with no drinks after waiting for them! This may be company policy but considering it was only a matter of 5p, we should have been able to sort something out!

I enjoyed the cheesy music though (eg Wham) and there were certainly a good number of guys, if a little old!