The metal detectors in the entry to this club were probably a good idea but it does go some way to showing what kind of place this is. They also served a dual function as they must have sucked my soul out. I have rarely been to such a dull and unpleasant night. I'm a huge fan of decent electronic dance music but the shit they turned out left me for dead. Imagine being subjected to magnolia-coloured techno that just doesn't go anywhere, DJed by guys who just don't seem to give a fuck about the atmosphere. They had some nice ceiling visuals but you can't put fairy lights in a turd and expect a festive yule log.

The security and bar staff were unfriendly, there was no cohesive ethos or shared enjoyment and to be honest, most people seemed as though they were pretending they were having a good time to make up for the fact that they'd paid £15 to get in and extortionate money for drinks. Those who looked as though they may have been on pills looked like they were having a better time but you couldn't escape the fact that they were dancing to music at half volume and with the bass significantly reduced. They would have danced around a radio.

Overall, this place was dire and I will never go back. I was even shouted at for trying to leave. Don't waste your life in Egg. Go somewhere fun.

I went to egg once last year and fell in love with the place & electro musik immediatly!!

Yes da bouncers can be idiots (like everywhere else) and da man who i think is da manager does have an attitude problem a really bad attitude problem but I learnt that if I turn up with girls rather than men and approach the bouncers & the manager politely that they will respond back to you politely which is very rare in some places.

I now go egg nearly every week if i can for breakfast on sundays :D I'l be attending a little later infact ;o).

I've met soooooo many kool ppl there both men and women, I allways have a laugh and I definately always enjoy myself to the max.

Egg would have a 5 star rating from me if it wasn't for the stuck up geeza on the door, to say the truth he's turn me away a few times for the most hidious of reasons but I never give up that easily because once you do get inside its worth it ;o)

I love the egg the most random yet extremely FUN place in london! Nothing compares- can spend well over 12 hours in this place and still not get bored- wicked crowd and very friendly staff!!

I went to Egg Saturday night which i'd been looking forward to for a couple of weeks. I'd seen a few bad reviews but brushed them off as i do feel you need to decided for yourself, different tastes and all. How wrong was I, biggest mistake, this place is a joke, the door staff are rude and arrogant. This guy swaggers around as if he's working in a top venue in New York or an exclusive club in London not a disheveled industrial Unit.

I would say read the reviews and then think about another venue, bitterly disappointed, and to think we left a great bar in Farringdon to go to that place.

Ive been to the Egg last year for a breakfast thing. At that time I thought it was quite cool although the atmosphere seemed a bit strange.
Then I went on friday night...What a disappointment...
I was with my 2 best mates, and we were so shocked by the music (it just makes your brain numb!), shocked by the smell (it just stinks!), shocked by the crowd (where the hell do they come from?), shocked by the atmosphere (nobody dance! NOBODY).
I felt like I was raped by the weird noise -the music?-. I really dont understand how people can like this club.
There s no reason to like this club. Althought you sometime dont appreciate the club, you still can understand why people enjoy the venue, but this one, I really dont get it.
The staffs are nice though. This is the only good thing about this club.
I will never ever go back to that venue.

i´ve been at the egg 3 times, for me is the best club right now in london.. i love electronic music n meet people.. i was a member of fabric (once upon a time... . was the best club ever.. but now.. is full of weird people.. really freak in a bad way.. really sad).. i´ve been going out to many clubs in London and def the egg is really cool place.. nice people, atmosphere, guys, girls, good music, smoking area inside of the club... so nice!!!

I went to Egg last Friday night and thought it was a really good club at first. I really liked the dance music they played and the ambient atmosphere of the garden. However the security really lets the place down.



The bouncers were rude and arrogant to the clientele and I am not surprised to see others here sharing the same view. My friend was kicked out by a scrawny bouncer on a power trip and funnily enough when I went to complain the manager was nowhere to be found. I would not recommend going here if you don't want attitude from club staff. It was a really unfriendly place to go.

Went to Egg for my first time on Sat 5/5 and had an absolute blinder. Loads of random people really dressed up and loads of lovely girls dancing all night. Drinks were cheaper than most places in town too. Our group got to Egg at 11pm and had to leave at 3am to go to another party and I was really gutted to go, especially after meeting the lovely Caterina in the garden. Top, top night. Cheers Egg!