Ugly girls and all quite flabby.. but flash and fun if you're with good friends. Girls in Browns in Shoreditch much much hotter, and you get to see more action and at a lower cost (£1) per dance. Better than paying £20 for an uglier girl!

Went there for Halloween last night.. the bouncers wouldnt let me and my friend get up and dance (much hotter than most the other girls even if i say so myself!!) .. so that was a bit boring.

Besides that, we found an amazing pumpkin and it found its way home with us.

ugly girls, don't bother.

It's a great place where those guys who can't get girlfriends can go where they can pretend that they can get close to a real woman for the night!

And if you have a girlfriend, but you don't fancy her very much, you can pay some other women to pretend they fancy you for a few minutes!

Only new and quite a lush setting. Not very busy so you feel like the centre of attention the minute you walk in the door. Nice enough, my only problem is that the 'ladies' are not all of the same calibre. Some are nice, lovely girls but some seem as though they're as high as a kite. Dance booths are tiny, like toilet seats. It seems a waste to spend all that money on the place. Noticed there were a lot of very orange girls from Essex working there, and a lot with cheap hair extensions - not my cup of tea. A bit rough and ready if you catch my drift. Gent From Kent.

This is going to be so popular with the city crowd, I can't wait until it opens! I've been to other FYEO clubs and they're great - the standard never falters and the girls are all amazing. What more could you ask for?