LA Confidential

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1 High Street,
Ealing Broadway,
London,
W5 5JY

0871 971 4441
Note: Calls cost 10p per min plus network extras.

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Reviewer AudiA
30/11/2011
I went back to LAC last Wednesday after not going for a month or so.

Was very quiet when I arrived but everyone was as friendly as ever. After a couple of average dances I found my favourite, the gorgeous Kelly. I spent the rest of the evening with her and it was great chatting to her and getting to know her. There was no pressure to dance, but when she did she was fantastic and I hope she enjoyed her work as much as I enjoyed being part of it.

4 stars for the club but 5+ stars for Kelly. Hope to se her again soon.
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Reviewer Godsgift
05/11/2011
Wow amazing place I went there last night with group of friends and we really loved it. We normally go to central London for night out but we thought we give LAC ago. I am glad we did the girls are gorgeous far more relaxed and friendly, better attitude then other strip clubs they are not to pushy or forcing you for a dance. There is some girls with attitude but not many most are friendly with sexy body. My favourite was Kelly she's gorgeous and very sexy. I had short but interesting conversation which very rare in a strip club, they usually want your money and move for next wallet but she was nice like some of the other girls. I don't understand why the place was getting bad reviews I've been to few clubs but this is far better then rest. Guys don't go with bad attitude be friendly believe me even the bouncers are friendly too. I know my review is too good to be true but you need to see it for yourself to believe it. Thank you everyone at LAC
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Reviewer iapetus
24/09/2011
ran out of words last post ... but just wanted to add ... thank you ..

Incidentally.....

I have to say that the quality of dancers down there puts the west end to shame...

They are beautiful, sexy, friendly, flirty.....

Compare this with the dancers at Spearmint or Stringfellows.. who if you don't get out a black American Express card in the first ten minutes treat you like a loser.... if you of course can understand the Slavic insults..

Ok, so there are of course East Europeans down at LAC, but they just seem so sweet and kind, and you can have a good laugh with them about the language barrier.. A different breed altogether...

Congratulations to this club....

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Reviewer iapetus
24/09/2011
ok ..here goes..
I used to frequent this club around 2002-2005 and it was brilliant.. During this period I was financially able to also be a face at Spearmint/Stringfellows.. etc and this club was as good if not better..
Beautiful girls... friendly staff .. and I have to say a lot cheaper...
£1500 a night was not unreasonable at the west end clubs but you could get away with £400 at LAC with just as lovely girls, and have a really good time..
I have to say that it went through a bad time and really went downhill.. Pushy East Europeans... arrogant bouncers.. and I stopped going...Well let me tell you.. I have just started going there again, and it is just like the old days... lovely, polite, beautiful girls, friendly staff.. good music...and I must say.. charges like it is still 2002... £10 for a dance for Gods sake.. and the dancers are prepared to talk to you without all the pushiness that one still gets back in the west end..
This place is exceptional.. If you are prepared to put you hand in your pocket for a reasonable expenditure, you will be treated to a brilliant night out..The girls are lovely.. and most importantly.. treat you like a gentleman.. without asking for a dance in the first five seconds.. The staff are courteous, and I had a great time.
OK we all have to be a bit careful in recession times, but it seems it is accepted here, whilst to go to SR or Stringy's where the girls think that you are all bankers (with a B)or traders with taxpayers money to burn.. Screw that! To all regular guys ..give this place a go... you will not be disappointed..Don't think that it is a place to spend your last twenty quid after a night getting pissed...no table dancing bar has ever been that.. But once in a couple of months, go down be generous, and be treated like a King.
Love it LAC.. You're back...And once again...you are the best...We are not all city high flyers...but here you will be treated like one for prices that ordinary folk can afford! Tha
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Reviewer tono
02/07/2011
I likeeeeeeeeeeeeee ,,,, hot brunette, hot blonde, my gosh there is so many new girls, didn`t know who to talk first, I Wish I had 5 heads so I can deal with them in one go. Oh well its one at A time or two at A time, hot&sexy, maaannnnnn. That is A place to be, the prices are fantastic, I loved the stage show,,, defo. I will be back. One More Thing. Book your table ahead. And then let the atmosphere to begin. Lovely
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Reviewer peterworthy
17/05/2011
Hi had a amazing time popped down with my mates, not been there for a long time. It was pretty lively we had a great time loved the two new blonde girls, can't remember their names but they said they've come from spearmint rhinos. No offence it was nice to talk to some English girls where you can have a banter. will come back again.
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Reviewer guptak
04/04/2011
I had to select one star, otherwise I will give LA Confidential a 0. Rubbish, rubbish and rubbish. We used to go there regularly but recently LA Confidential has gone down and security guys are idiot thugs in suits. We regularly spent over a grand every-time we went there and this time was no exception. We were shown the door because a security guard kept barging into one of my private dances, without any reason. So I then offered him to sit next me if he liked is so much but couldn't afford it. He said he was not gay and if I bend over he'll prove it to me (don't know how, as he said he wasn't gay!). We were treated like not worthy of being there. The security guys and even the manager haven't any sense of talking to people, let alone customers. Don't know who owns the place, but if it was me I'll be very worried about the future of LA Confidential.
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Reviewer mosman
20/01/2011
went there last thursday night with six friends,all i can say is stay away keep well clear,bouncers are thugs the worse i have ever seen 2 good girls hardly no stage dancing never again will we go near the place
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Reviewer perfect68
28/01/2011
Mosman , i am a regular costumer there and i think that you are one of the usual guy that with £5 pounds on his pocket expect to be treat like the king ,,,,, this place treat all people the same , second stage show are always on of course if u are there to drink orange juice and watch the girl for free i don't think will happen , regarding security actually they are one of the best security and fear threat that you can find ,,,, if u go to other strip club u will see the difference and what i am talking about,, any way everybody have they own way to see the thinks but this is my ......
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Reviewer peterworthy
20/02/2011
I totally agree, I used to go LA Confidential on a regular basis, it has gone down hill for the past year, they call this gentlemans club more like a seedy grotty pub located in the back street. Their V. I. P. Is a complete joke. The waitress are just not on the ball, to get their attention you have to stand up and wave your hands to get noticed. Its like your trying to seek help as if your left stranded on desert island. I felt dirty going in their its a dirty grubby venue its sreaming out for a facelit!. For the real men with class - not recommended.
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