1 High Street,
Ealing Broadway,
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W5 5JY
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Wed 18 April. la confidential.i would recommend on quality of women and lapdancing experience and price. Some stunners but all women are pretty and importantly not pushy . Mainly European or Russian background with excellent statuesque figures . £10 dance is great value . however the bar is Two orange juices £7.20 says it all. its got a strange 70s retro style to it which i guess is unintentional but is in fashion now. Clearly the other London clubs are ripping us off . this will become my regular now. p.s. easy parking. Dev P
Wed 18 April. la confidential.i would recommend on quality of women and lapdancing experience and price. Some stunners but all women are pretty and importantly not pushy . Mainly European or Russian background with excellent statuesque figures . £10 dance is great value . however the bar is Two orange juices £7.20 says it all. its got a strange 70s retro style to it which i guess is unintentional but is in fashion now. Clearly the other London clubs are ripping us off . this will become my regular now. p.s. easy parking. Dev P
I went back to LAC last Wednesday after not going for a month or so.
Was very quiet when I arrived but everyone was as friendly as ever. After a couple of average dances I found my favourite, the gorgeous Kelly. I spent the rest of the evening with her and it was great chatting to her and getting to know her. There was no pressure to dance, but when she did she was fantastic and I hope she enjoyed her work as much as I enjoyed being part of it.
4 stars for the club but 5+ stars for Kelly. Hope to se her again soon.
Wow amazing place I went there last night with group of friends and we really loved it. We normally go to central London for night out but we thought we give LAC ago. I am glad we did the girls are gorgeous far more relaxed and friendly, better attitude then other strip clubs they are not to pushy or forcing you for a dance. There is some girls with attitude but not many most are friendly with sexy body. My favourite was Kelly she's gorgeous and very sexy. I had short but interesting conversation which very rare in a strip club, they usually want your money and move for next wallet but she was nice like some of the other girls. I don't understand why the place was getting bad reviews I've been to few clubs but this is far better then rest. Guys don't go with bad attitude be friendly believe me even the bouncers are friendly too. I know my review is too good to be true but you need to see it for yourself to believe it. Thank you everyone at LAC
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Incidentally.....
I have to say that the quality of dancers down there puts the west end to shame...
They are beautiful, sexy, friendly, flirty.....
Compare this with the dancers at Spearmint or Stringfellows.. who if you don't get out a black American Express card in the first ten minutes treat you like a loser.... if you of course can understand the Slavic insults..
Ok, so there are of course East Europeans down at LAC, but they just seem so sweet and kind, and you can have a good laugh with them about the language barrier.. A different breed altogether...
Congratulations to this club....
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I used to frequent this club around 2002-2005 and it was brilliant.. During this period I was financially able to also be a face at Spearmint/Stringfellows.. etc and this club was as good if not better..
Beautiful girls... friendly staff .. and I have to say a lot cheaper...
£1500 a night was not unreasonable at the west end clubs but you could get away with £400 at LAC with just as lovely girls, and have a really good time..
I have to say that it went through a bad time and really went downhill.. Pushy East Europeans... arrogant bouncers.. and I stopped going...Well let me tell you.. I have just started going there again, and it is just like the old days... lovely, polite, beautiful girls, friendly staff.. good music...and I must say.. charges like it is still 2002... £10 for a dance for Gods sake.. and the dancers are prepared to talk to you without all the pushiness that one still gets back in the west end..
This place is exceptional.. If you are prepared to put you hand in your pocket for a reasonable expenditure, you will be treated to a brilliant night out..The girls are lovely.. and most importantly.. treat you like a gentleman.. without asking for a dance in the first five seconds.. The staff are courteous, and I had a great time.
OK we all have to be a bit careful in recession times, but it seems it is accepted here, whilst to go to SR or Stringy's where the girls think that you are all bankers (with a B)or traders with taxpayers money to burn.. Screw that! To all regular guys ..give this place a go... you will not be disappointed..Don't think that it is a place to spend your last twenty quid after a night getting pissed...no table dancing bar has ever been that.. But once in a couple of months, go down be generous, and be treated like a King.
Love it LAC.. You're back...And once again...you are the best...We are not all city high flyers...but here you will be treated like one for prices that ordinary folk can afford! Tha
I likeeeeeeeeeeeeee ,,,, hot brunette, hot blonde, my gosh there is so many new girls, didn`t know who to talk first, I Wish I had 5 heads so I can deal with them in one go. Oh well its one at A time or two at A time, hot&sexy, maaannnnnn. That is A place to be, the prices are fantastic, I loved the stage show,,, defo. I will be back. One More Thing. Book your table ahead. And then let the atmosphere to begin. Lovely
Hi had a amazing time popped down with my mates, not been there for a long time. It was pretty lively we had a great time loved the two new blonde girls, can't remember their names but they said they've come from spearmint rhinos. No offence it was nice to talk to some English girls where you can have a banter. will come back again.
I had to select one star, otherwise I will give LA Confidential a 0. Rubbish, rubbish and rubbish. We used to go there regularly but recently LA Confidential has gone down and security guys are idiot thugs in suits. We regularly spent over a grand every-time we went there and this time was no exception. We were shown the door because a security guard kept barging into one of my private dances, without any reason. So I then offered him to sit next me if he liked is so much but couldn't afford it. He said he was not gay and if I bend over he'll prove it to me (don't know how, as he said he wasn't gay!). We were treated like not worthy of being there. The security guys and even the manager haven't any sense of talking to people, let alone customers. Don't know who owns the place, but if it was me I'll be very worried about the future of LA Confidential.
went there last thursday night with six friends,all i can say is stay away keep well clear,bouncers are thugs the worse i have ever seen 2 good girls hardly no stage dancing never again will we go near the place
Went on Xmas eve. I have been many times in the past (last time 4 months ago) and I must state that the standards all round of LA Confidential has dropped massively. The girls all 6 of them were very poor in attitude and in further departments. Please don't waste your money and do not visit LA Confidential.
LA Confidential is pretty good, I like the warmth of the place, which is what keeps me coming back. I'm a girl, and so for me it's not just about a quick 'perv' fix. I see the women as art pieces to be admired (corny but true). I get the advantage of getting close to a beautiful woman without the pressure of having to touch her. And la Confidential do this very well. The girls have a warm smile when they talk to me and my friends, there's a variety of girls, it gets really busy after midnight on Fridays, and watching the clientele is almost as fun as watching the girls. It's true that the stage shows aren't continuous; but let me tell you why that works well, from a customer perspective. The girls are always walking around the place, flaunting themselves and talking to you and smiling anyway, so you get to see the wares and take your pick. If you kind of like a girl doing the 'rounds' but aren't sure if you want to take her for a private dance, you can always ask her what time she'll be on stage, then make an informed decision when you see her. In the mean time, there are plenty of other girls doing the 'rounds' for you to pick from. So you're never without a myriad of girls to choose from. LA Confidential isn't a Stringfellows where you're treated like a number. This is a place for the underdog. This is a place of freedom, and space. The private booths are great, the girls are a bit cheeky and aren't afraid to make eye contact, and the management are fair. You go there for three reasons; drink, girls, money. Make sure you stick to those rules and there'll be no trouble, i've always been respectful of the rules and had no problems. My favourite girl is Ruby; although funnily enough, I've never actually had a private dance from her, but I get aaalllll of my mates to get dances with her, which they do and they love it. I think I'm saving her for the right time, ha ha. All round great club, but yes, the stage shows should be more regular :-) Great music too.
La confidential is one of a kind! The best thing that ever happened in ealing broadway! The girls are amazing! All very nice and willing to have a conversation even if your just there to chill out before taking them to private or vip dances! Kelsy is the hottest girl in the whole place xxx jono
What i dont understand is why not make the dancing continuous, the management would tell you that will stop people from buying private dances, that is negative thinking . Positive thinking is to put the customers in the mood and then get them to buy private dances.
Yes there will be a few guys who only come to see the stage show, but these are the ones that wouldn't want a dance in the first place.
If you find customers are not having a dance then why not act like any other business and try to sell your product - offer 2 for 1 (that's two girls for the price of one and not two boring dances instead on one good dance!)
As ppl from the club frequently reply to these postings - i will be interested in getting a response.
I was in this club 3 years ago, parking was difficult on a Friday night. The girls were 20% stunning 30%good 30%bad 20%gtfots (get the f off the stage). BUT still I had a reasonably good time and its good value when compared against watching a football match.
Accidentally me and my good friend end up in LA Confidential. Im surprise with some of the bad reviews here, but im not an expert in strip clubs, however those r the facts:entrance 10 pounds like any other club, the polish porter in the entrance very polite and chatty, great guycloakroom 1 pound the lady there gorgeous and funny. Drinks, 19 pounds for a bottle of wine, so far so good. Ladies, you have some different styles, and most pretty and amazing bodythey come to u they chat if u dont wanna dance they go with someone else, fair enough they r not doing charity there, but some they will chat nicely w u specially a lady from Peru she is so cool! The shows are nice, I mean this is not Factor X! And the lap dancing, very sexy and 10 pounds I think is a good price! Well done! I had a great time
I believe its not fair at all for this club to receive feedback from girls who work there or receive any sort of feedback from anyone affiliated with that club.
I have been to many striptease clubs in london and am sorry but this club stinks. Very bad DJ (you gotta change her), striptease show isn't ongoing thus you will get easily bored, bad dancers skill wise, some girls have bad attitude and their 2nd word is "do you want a dance?".
I felt like i was being begged to death to do a dance. Certainly too much of it. I would say 20% of the girls there are nice with the rest from mediocre to bad.
I don't wish to offend anyone but this club for any experienced person in this "hobby" would stink like a rat. My personal opinion.
James
Personally I love this place, and I'm a woman. [No I'm not a dancer].
I've been here a few times and last time I went I took my fiancee and a few of our friends. The music was awesome, defiantly to our tastes, and the room is set up so everywhere as a great view of the stage, which was defiantly to our liking ;)
Had a great time, drinks are well priced for a Gentleman's Club.
Did have a bit of a giggle, I had a few dances when I was there, and one guy watched me and one [very beautiful] girl walk past and he said "oooo lesbiens!" and after I received my dance he came up to me and wanted to pay for me to get another dance. I just laughed though, people there are very friendly.
I have to disagree with the rude nasty little boys that wrote that horrid review. As a dancer at LA Confidential i can with confidence say that i am ALWAYS friendly to customers and love nothing more than a drink and a cheeky banter. So For you to say that the all the girls were rude, that is simply not true. Most of those girls are very good friends of mine and are not rude unless they have a good reason!!!! You guys probably had your wallets glued to your pockets! So to anyone that has read this review, I welcome you to come down to LA Confidential just to prove these little miserable scrooges wrong!!!!!!love from RED! X
One word. CRAP and utterly boring place. I have to question the legitimacy of some of the reviews here.
The decor is quite nice and most girls reasonably beautiful (body wise) however after being approached by many i can say with confidence that their attitude sucks some of them even insulted me when i said bluntly that I wouldn't pay them for a dance.
They open no "meaningful" conversation to get to know you or at least make you feel that as their potential customer they care for you "a bit" instead within 30secs they all asked me for a dance and promptly dissapeared when I refused.
Very aggresive and uncaring attitude they have considering that am the one who will be paying them. You can't just sit there and relax with a drink as they keep coming to you.
It was Friday night and the place was quite empty(am not surprised). The dj now....they have a blonde female dj who thinks that she works at an airport and who is absolutely rubbish, boring and the music she plays IS NOT,NOT,NOT,NOT for a striptease club.
Trust me i've been to many,many striptease clubs and am also an ex dj so i know "a bit" about the importance of music.90% of the girls are crap/boring dancers though I saw 2 who were amazing.
There is no ongoing stripteasing! A girl will dance for 5-7mins and then the stage will be empty for 15mins something which kills the momentum not that it won't get killed by the wrong type of music and crap dancers who their dance is simply boring.
I asked one of the girls and she said to me "the stage is meant to be empty so that you will take a girl for a private dance" ???????Most girls have lovely t**s! but asses are so so.
Very few pack really tight ones.The private dance is only £10 though no touching is allowed, bad!. Also the dance is only for one song! forget the 10min mentioned by another reviewer here.
I would NEVER go there again. Too bad and I live only 5min
I've been there this week by accident (really). I was with friends of mine and since everything around was closing we had to enter this club for a last drink.
I've never been into strip clubs and I had always heard bad stories about them. But since I was not looking for .. you know ... and since we were six I though "what do I risk going in there ?".
It's a matter of fact I didn't risk anything at all. This is a place for gentlemen. The girls are very sweet and some of them very attractive.
The music is ok, the show are ok but the most important is to feel the peaceful atmosphere of the place. No hard feeling, no bulls and the prices are quite fair.
My friends payed me a private lap-dance for joke. That was something I though I would never get for 10£. 10 mn of a private show I won't forget for a looong time :)
So, if you're looking for naughty but cool and soft place, this is it. If you're looking for more, maybe you could be disappointed.
This has got to be the worst club ever.. went there last night, on arrival a hostess brought me and a friend to a table.
After being seated for two minutes another hostess came and asked us to move to another table saying the table we were seated at was reserved. So why were we placed here by the first hostess?
We moved to another table where the hostess said it was ok for us to sit. After being seated here for two and a half hours, another hostess asked us to move to another table claiming again this table was reserved also.
We refused to move again, the hostess then called for the manager named 'Ash' we explained the situation to him, he still said we had to move to another table.
Even though there were plenty of other vacant tables where these other customers could've sat.We were not happy at all. We asked for a refund or complimentary passes as we wanted to leave for being treated so appallingly by hostesses and manager.
He refused to do so. After us refusing to move he than called for three security men to remove us.We believe these other customers who were arguing for the table to be friends of the manager, as we saw them both (customer and manager) smoking and laughing outside the club shortly after we left.
It's seems the staff (hostesses and manager) in this club like to cause trouble, and they treat their friends differently to paying customers.I would not recommend this club to anyone!!!!!
This is a honest, sincere, genuine review which I hope will not be removed as this club has to be exposed for such appallingly behaviour. I'm not going anonymous my name is Mark.
Don't ever go to this club. I've been to many gentlemen clubs and never had such an awful experience.
Two good things about the club - one, the dances only cost ten quid, two, the decor is nice.
With the exception of one or two girls all the others attitudes stink.
What a fantastic venue. Very enjoyable. The staff are accommodating and the girls simply amazing.
As for value, you get what you pay for. I'll be back next time I'm in London. You can count on it!DD
Well firstly its a nice club very relaxed and fun place to be. Have to dissagree with the view londons view that you could go here with 50 quid and have a few beers and couple dances and get a cab fair home. He must have gone here 30 years ago as its £15 pound to get in the place then £4 for a half lager but the dance only costs 10 pound. so work it out i think you would have to walk home and forget the taxi. also never get the taxi from outside the club they are crooks, and there is a cab office a short walk away and more affordable.
Went to LA Confidential and had so much fun; definitely going back again. The staff are friendly, atmosphere is really relaxed and it's perfect to wind down after work.
The club is a nice hangout apart from the girls who try to rip you off. It's meant to be
£10 per dance at LA Confidential but some of girls seem to have other ideas or just can't count properly.
I visited LA Confidential on a Tuesday night, expecting it to be quiet, which it was but not overly so. The prices were very reasonable. The place was fitted out quite nicely and all the staff were friendly and accomodating. The girls were fantastic fun and excellent dancers. I would certainly like to return to LA Confidential if I work in the area again.
LA Confindential is a smart little club. I'm not sure about its location. Ealing Broadway hardly screams sophistication. Although this is a gentlemen's club, LA Confidential has none of the typical sleazy overtones. It's all very clean and tidy.
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