If you go out to have a sh*t night, go to Onanon. I have never been to a club where the managers dress like bums, what manager would think about wearing jeans in a top nigth club and seriously think people will take him seriously?No one seemed to have a clue what they were doing, the bartender didnt know what beers the club serves and when I finally got to speak to a female manager about beeing groped by a gross guy (aftetr 35 minutes) she told me that there was nothing she could do and just left me standing on the dancefloor.I willl never ever go back to this place, it is filthy, their club smells like someone has pooed all over the place and to be honest, I do go out to have fun, not for such a rubbish night as I had at this place.NO STARS!!!

I'v been to On Anon a few times and always had a great night. The drinks are top quality and service was always pretty speedy. The club is really big with loads of rooms to choose from so you don't get bored standing in the same place. We booked a friends birthday there last month and really enjoyed ourselves. The music starts off with some commercial stuff and some cool remixes and then later on heads in to some bangin dance tunes! Top night out i'd say! 10/10

*DO NOT GO ON ANON* *DO NOT GO ON ANON*Im with the last person who reviewed this....if only there was a 0....that would suffice, or maybe even -5!!! my friend booked his bday there a month in advance for a friday night, with table reservations and everything, and just to prove they were big and boost their inflatable ego's, the bouncers didnt let him in for being 'tipsy' when he was distinctively out to have a good time with friends (he was merely laughing and joking with friends). even if u book beforehand, DO NOT TRUST ON ANON...they are an establishment of waste....from the bouncers to the promoters to the management. it is really trashy inside anyway, no air-con, u can hardly breathe and the place just has a bad odour about it. music is mediocre at best, they have no up-to-date music...its all late 90's and early 00's.it may look good on the outside, with a good location and cool decor externally, but DO NOT LET THIS FOOL U.

This place is OK, but certainly nothing to write home about. The music is typical 'wedding reception music', a mix of modern and old cheesy classics except for the club at the top which actually plays some half decent dance tunes. There isn't really much atmosphere, it seems to attract either tourists or people who want to go out in London but aren't really sure where to go - there doesn't seem to be a feeling of any regulars or affectionados. To be blunt, it is a cattle market and any half decent looking girl can excpect attention from some rather dubious and slightly odd guys who don't really have much idea about how to approach girls. The lack of air con made this club very uncomfortable, but I'd say what really goes against it, is its size. More time seems to be spent wandering up and downstairs to the different bars rather than really settling anywhere. It wasn't a bad night per se, I had a laugh with the group I was with, took the strange men with a pinch of salt, however I don't think I'd be induced to go back. I'd have liked to have given this a 2.5 rather than a 3 because there wasn't really anything wrong with the place as such, staff were friendly, we didn't have any problems or anything to complain about, it's just nothing remarkable.

If there was a choice for zero stars i would put this.this place is one of the worst places i have been to in my life. I think the bouncers pick on innocent people to make themselves feel big.I had booked a 25th birthday for my boyfriend and the attitude and arrogance of the bouncers and manager in the pink shirt spoilt the whole evening.i will never set foot in this place again.i know everyone has different experiences, but when it comes down to attitudes of staff- this will never change!!!Do not chance your night being spoiltDo not go here!!!Spread the word!!

Went to on anon for my 18th and it was a total DISASTER! Full of old men, and the few young ones in the crowd did eventually run for cover elsewhere. Lost my reservation for my table (well, my fault really) and the drinks are pretty expensive.

I went to On Anon with 11 friends. It was proper packed.. Full of sweaty men. I agree with the other comment...If you're on the pull and not fussy, it's perfect. Won't be rushing back there.

I visited Onanon for the first time last night, for a quiet drink with a friend. I was impressed by the decor and range of bars to choose from. However, I found one particular member of the bar staff (or perhaps she was the bar manager) to be abrupt and rude, and we received a fierce telling off for sitting in the 'wrong bar' which was apparently closed. (The reason we moved seats is because the bar we were in was rowdy due to a birthday party), but she didn't seem to appreciate this. If she is that stressed out on a quiet Monday evening at 7pm, I dread to think what she is like on a busy Friday night when there are more than 5 people there!While Onanon is a great venue, I think the behaviour of its staff really lets it down. They could benefit from some training in being more customer focused. I will not be visiting this bar again.