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51 Parker Street,
Covent Garden,
London,
WC2B 5PS

(020) 7831 4418

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Reviewer michaelworth
09/10/2011
Visited Secrets Covent Garden, must say it ticks all the boxes. Beautiful friendly girls, and really friendly staff. I would recommend this club above most. You know what your looking for when you go to a strip club and this one definatly delivers. Thanks See you again soon True x
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Reviewer AnonE
25/02/2011
Secrets in cogent garden is an an absolute rip-off. Be warned. Spent over 450 quid to watch disinterested girls drink a bottle of champagne, constantly watching CCTV cameras over their shoulder.Spent the whole time telling you what you could be getting if you spent double and went downstairs. Useless manager will side with the girls. No win situation. Go next door and get a real dance for a fraction of the price.
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Reviewer tomboyle
03/01/2011
doormen were rude, staff were nice, girls were not great looking but were nice to talk to, think this place is a rip off but if you got money to waste go ahead...
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Reviewer tony7012343
25/11/2010
As someone who regularly goes to lapdancing clubs, this one in London is excellent. I visited on a Wednesday night and the club was well set out and bar service was excellent. The size of the club was not the biggest but this added to the charm of the club - it quickly became happening! A big plus is they stayed open to their advertised closing time instead of the other clubs in London (Spearmints was closed at 2am - hours early than advertised, Windmill closed early on me when I had paid for a one-hour sit down). A special mention for "London" (girl not city) it was great talking to her and the dances were excellent - had 7 in a row at the end of the night!
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Reviewer S.CLN
07/11/2010
This club is honestly in a league of its own. Love everything about this Secrets from the gorgeous inside to the gorgeous women. Staff were very polite & professional, made us feel like we wanted the night to never end! Stage shows were treat especially with this tiny little dancer that owned the stage she was unreal had the whole clubs attention! I will not bother going to another strip club. I've actually been here a few times now & have recommended it to many people who all feel the same. I think a lot of Christmas parties shall be spent here!
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Reviewer dkenton
21/04/2010
I must say this is with out question the nicest strip club in London. Me and pals came across this little gem by chance, and we are glad we did.
Friendly staff and all the girls were lovely, we planned on staying for 1 drink and ended up staying the rest of the night. Big thumbs up to this fantastic new strip club we will be back very soon plus we were told it opens at 5pm everyday, it doesn't get much better than that.
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Reviewer Stefanrydges
15/03/2010
We stumbled across Secrets Covent Garden on our way home from a night out, but wished we hadn't bothered. We'd barely sat down before we were being rushed into ordering drinks by a bossy waitress. 3 vodkas and a soft drink later and my wallet was almost £40 lighter. I accept that drink prices are inflated to account for the entertainment and I wouldn't mind if the girls were something to look at but sadly at this club 90% of them are average at best. The few who were a pleasure to look at were inundated with requests for private lapdances, leaving the rest to scavenge desperately for some custom with their overly rehearsed chat up lines and pushy personas. Fair play the girls are making a living but they would do well to show a little refinement in the collection of cash.
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