That seems a little harsh, but then, it was two years ago. I went in Tuesday night. I have mixed feelings. After a bad day curiosity overcame me. I figured if I took in £300 and only stayed 1/2 hour I could just afford it and after all,'I deserved' a treat. My hopes were high, but expectations not so high. So I went in. £15 door fee was pretty expected, polite staff. I was approached by a polite manager-type who told me the 3 options were; watching the dancing (clothed) on stage, buying a booth with champagne for £100+, or going to the bar. I went to the bar. Anyway, I soon entered into conversation with a pair of girls who seemed to work as a team. One was a beautiful delicate pale dark haired girl who looked like a photo I once saw of Christine Keeler of John Profumo fame. Her friend came right over, her flatmate, another English girl who was far, far better looking than Mandy Rice Davies, in fact quite honestly I couldn't quite believe I was there. They offered some dancing but I asked for conversation first, which turned out to be the right choice as the dancing was only moderately erotic, basically its more them fondling themselves rather than dancing with a rythem, and there's no strip tease or style involved. They did their best with the dancing, but really most of the satisfaction came from speaking to them and from the fact that they were utterly gorgeous, I mean frankly its absurd that women like that should be happy to take off their clothes for ME, and for a measly £20. Basically there was smiling and hugs + kisses on cheeks + lots of small talk + a lot of alcohol and I still had a smile on my face 22 hours later, in fact next morning I was smiling so much, it hurt. As hostess' they were excellent. The dancing was not as erotic as I'd hoped, though, but they tried hard and their appearance WAS very impressive. I have a reservation about the cost; my £300 went VERY quickly and within 45 mins-1hr expenditure (not extravagant) was pushing £750, and this w