62 Glenthorne Road,
Hammersmith,
London,
W6 0LR
0871 971 5998
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its merely a waste pub ever seen in my life... total waste... so forcing to buy a drinks and the girls are above 30 years old... please don't enter by mistake also.........
It's a shame I cant give this place a lower rating.
Get ready to be ripped off to the tune of £300 upwards for a 20 minute dance if you're not careful. How much you spend has nothing to do with what you are going to get.
Take my advice and just dont go.
Be warned that they will insist you buy a £120 bottle of spirits if you sit in the VIP area.
Went there Sat night, it was packed and a great place to take the wife or GF. The girls are not as hot as TCR SR but I like the layout of the club and the atmosphere. There were quite allot of "female lap dance police" making sure the girls didn't give too much contact which was a bit crap...must be worried about the new draconian licencing laws.
Some of the tall eastern euro girls can be a bit stroppy if you turn them down..."why do you come here if you don't want a dance" or "you cant come just to watch" are frequent comments from them. Its exactly this attitude that makes me stay well away- most of-them are in their 30's now and well past the best date - I prefer Made in Britain , its my £20 so I should be able to choose freely.
This is the best club to goto if your femail or with femails as there seems to be quite a presence.
STAGE shows - bikini only - this is the only let down
Huggit here .
Hey I like this place so I pop in once a month. The girls are OK about 20 - 30 of them 60% are good looking 20% average and 20% acquired taste. The place is small but open plan with a few private seating areas so there is allot going on.
Plus side - Two girl dances are pretty damn good , in-fact really,really really good . I definitely recommend them. The open plan venue creates a pretty good atmosphere. Female customers are quite common in secrets. Location is good -plenty of free street parking and Hammersmith is not far from the M4. My other recommendation is to avoid the VIP areas and spend the money more wisely by having private dances with lots of diff girls instead (2 at a time of course)
Downside - stage show is not topless and not continuous
could do with a few more home grown English girls. there have been a few complaints about overcharging but i have not experienced this in my many visits to this club
Went there around 11 on a Thursday night. The place was packed, which I thought was a good sign. Door security was polite, which I thought was another good sign.
Sadly inside it's on the wrong side of sleazy, it wasn't dirty but certainly not really clean. The girls range from decent to 'shouldn't be working in a strip club', which was another big disappointment, even with my beer goggles on.
We came with female company, she was ignored the whole time we were there. Talk about making her feel unwelcomed!
Bar staff ranged from curt to rude.
But what makes me give this place a one star only is that I paid for my friend 'lapdance', I was told a charge of 40 quid for 2 girls and ended up being charged 120... and he only had one girl for 3 minutes or so.
As another reviewer commented, it turns out overcharging is common in that chain, so beware, beware, beware!
Went there around 11 on a Thursday night. The place was packed, which I thought was a good sign. Door security was polite, which I thought was another good sign.
Sadly inside it's on the wrong side of sleazy, it wasn't dirty but certainly not really clean. The girls range from decent to 'shouldn't be working in a strip club', which was another big disappointment, even with my beer goggles on.
We came with female company, she was ignored the whole time we were there. Talk about making her feel unwelcomed!
Bar staff ranged from curt to rude.
But what makes me give this place a one star only is that I paid for my friend 'lapdance', I was told a charge of 40 quid for 2 girls and ended up being charged 120... and he only had one girl for 3 minutes or so.
As another reviewer commented, it turns out overcharging is common in that chain, so beware, beware, beware!
I quite enjoy it, been a few times. The security are full on if you get out of hand but that only to be expected. I always look out for deals on their website, it keeps the cost down. :)
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