Studio Valbonne

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62 Kingly Street,
Soho,
London,
W1B 5QN

0871 971 5724
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Reviewer fififollie
28/07/2011
I was at Studio Valbonne on Saturday 23rd July and was seriously unimpressed. Drink prices are way over the odds and DO NOT match up to the rude and surely service at all. If you want more wank than swank, then this is your club.

Its full of people trying to be cool who aren't, girls with too much make up who really should hit the gym if they want to actually look good in the clothes they wore rather than fat slappers and just generally an all round weird venue.

We had a table reserved with an ice bucket and a drinks menu. I ordered a bottle of wine at the bar to be told I couldn't take it back to our table; instead we had to go to the bar when for refills!! Drinks are served in plastic wine glasses and tumblers - for a minute I was confused as to whether I was on a picnic. They really focus on getting people to buy magnums of spirits and champagne here, so only had 1 white, red and rose French table wine - which was truly awful - even more so out of my plastic glass - BTW a 175ml costs £6.

DJ seemed to only play 60 seconds of a song before mixing in the next one, which really didn't work.

I would not go back.
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Reviewer starr87
24/07/2011
What a shit club! With that UGLY thing standing at the door not letting anyone coloured in shen she is black herself! She is a so ugly that I don't understand why any club would have her at the front door she should be working in the toilets! While all these other westend clubs have lovely girls at the door this one didn't! So decided not to go in cos she was soo ugly with her fake hair and her nasty looking self! And the bouncers seem like boys standing next to her! She's prob on 7£ thinking she's hot stuff! No love u gotta work last on weekends! Anyway went Merah wicked night! Studio v should not even be in westend! Haaa!
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Reviewer Onyx
24/05/2011
Only go here if you want all your stuff stolen. The 'VIP'area is filled with professional thieves who hang out in order to prey upon those that actually work and EARN money!
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Reviewer Onyx
25/05/2011
I am not sure why my above post has been given 3 stars as I would give it zero!
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Reviewer clubhopper
29/03/2011
Review below, get a life, guys like girls like that, go hit the gym and stop hating!
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Reviewer jvalentine
03/04/2011
To the pathetic "clubhopper" They were skanky prostitutes, they were not fit. By the way I am a professional dancer, so I doubt I need to be hitting the gym thanks.
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Reviewer jvalentine
21/03/2011
Went there with some friends, we managed to get in for free because we knew a promoter. Studio Valbonne is filled with wannabe rappers and their skanky prostitute lady friends. Disgusting half naked girls wanting attention from anything with a pulse and rude staff. The decor was ok as we were in the raised section there was a man who kept on clearing up empty, broken and spilled glasses. The dj was pathetic and couldn't mix for his life my grandma could probably do a better job. They played alot of commercial charts music which can get abit boring as I like to here something different instead of a radio stations playlist. I wouldn't go again.
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Reviewer LillyLdn89
20/03/2011
I went to Studio Valbonne last Friday finding out about the Hollywood themed night they were holding via their Facebook Page ' Studio Valbonne Fridays'. Some of the promoters let my group join their table which was great & allowed us to grab afew drinks for free; always a plus. The music was great; really commercial none of this rubbish urban music played in the majority of clubs at the moment and all the sparklers they have during the night make it really special for a people, something like a firework display. I am considering going again this week especially that it was mentioned to me by the promoter that you can pre book tables for £350 if there are afew of you and its like a bar tab plus you get somewhere to sit down. Definitely recommend going there on a Friday
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Reviewer k_kitty
07/03/2011
First of all if i could give this place no stars I certainly would! The management of this place really need to sack the rude, arrogant woman with short 'hair' at the door with her little clipboard thinking she has all the power in the world. I stupidly decided I wanted to hold my birthday at this place last Saturday. I arranged a guestlist and called up before hand to confirm with a lady on the phone. I told her that I had two people in my group that were just under 21 and asked if we would be alright getting in and she said it would fine aslong as everyone had valid ID. We got there at about 10pm and said to the 'woman' at the door that we were on the guestlist. She then walked all the way round the cue and eyeballed all of us up and down like we were something she had just stepped in and then asked our ages. We said to her that we had two people under 21, but that we already had spoken to someone about it. She didn't even ask to see ID but instead refused us entry. We explained to her that we confirmed with a lady on the phone about having people under 21 and she just replied in a very rude and inappropriate manner that we had been given the wrong information, that there is always an over 21 policy on Saturdays. She has no people skills and is an absolute disgrace! The fact that the staff have no clue about there own place isn't my fault, they need to sort it out! Its absolutely ridiculous! However, a few people who I was there with went to this venue a couple of weeks before with friends who were under 21 and got in on a Saturday with no problems.
Anyway, I then decided to go Strawberry Moon and had the best time, no pretentious stuck up people, just down to earth people wanting to have a good time! Highly recommended for a fun night out!
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Reviewer Camparigirl
21/05/2011
Interesting article. I used to occasionally go to "la Valbonne" (as it was known then) in the 70s and 80s, and it wasn't much good then. There were loads of muchbetter clubs around. Nothing's changed then!
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Reviewer sassy_b
03/03/2011
I had a brilliant time at Studio Valbonne! I went last Saturday and arrived about 10pm, they had a fire breather outside to entertain us while we queued and a magician. It was my friends birthday and we booked through Starr Parties after finding them on facebook, they let us all join their table which was amazing. The table was in the VIP and the drinks were all free, we all got quite drunk so I can't remember much about the decor. The promoter helped us get in without queuing for long and looked after us all really well so I think for those who spend hours queuing it's like most VIP clubs, it's about who you know. The music was great and all the sparklers and dancers they have during the night make it really special for a birthday. I guess booking through the right person, arriving early and looking super sexy will guarantee a great Saturday night
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