just wanted to say this place ROCKS!!!!YEAHHHHHHH!!!

im not from uk, and last year i spent a month in london, and i went friday night to cuckoo once... it was very cool, pretty girls, nice song, good drinks, ... just didnt like the security cause he didnt want me to get in, but he wasnt successfull...
well, im going back to london and i wanted to know what are the ways to get in cuckoo without troubles, since the last time i went there some guy that me and my friends didnt know put us in, and this time mb this guy wont be there..

Im from brazil and some friends decided to go to cuckoo(friday night), i asked the security how to get in, and he was very rude answering me that i needed to be a member and didnt even looked at me so he could judge me (if im ugly pretty,...)than i dunno what happened that a guy come to me and my friends and offered us to get in immediatly (free pass and no queue)...when he told the security the situation, he said that everybody but me were vip(i dunno why, he hated me)...when i was giving my name to the girls at the door, the security came to the girls and asked them if it was everything ok and if i wasnt doing any s***...(for no reason)when i got in, i had a great time, pretty girls, the guys were f** and i almost hit on some of them, nice music and drinks...the strange thing was that when i was at the dance floor talking to some girls the security came talk to me, being so nice, took a picture for us, so friendly..if someone knows what happened illl be glad if explained to me!

I can see why some people complain about not being able to get in, but from my experience, those were the people who were not meeting the dress standards...

I've been only once to this club, and had a fabulous time with friends and some strangers I met... the bar staff are great, they don't need any encouragement in giving shots away... and the Dj, whilst he does play a bit to much cheese (he told me he would prefer not to play cheese but it's a requirement of the club)... the music is well mixed and easy to dance too...

Most of the crowd are friendly and easy going, with the exception of the some trust fund kids who i came across...

I'd recommend to friends to go back there, but take note, if you aren't dressed to the nines, and don't have a pretty face and good attitude.. likely hood you'll get in isn't high...

Food the best ever in a club. PERIOD. All the cool rich and famous people are here all the time. The music rocks between the best dance and house tracks. Of course a bit expensive but it has to be like that if you want to go a high class place.

This is by far the best club in London, they continue to have the best looking clientele and the staff are very friendly and helpful. They have a very strict door policy which is the best part as trash cannot get through. Obviously the woman below didn't look the part as the woman on the door has always been more than accomodating to my friends and I. Compared to Boujis, Tramp, Bungalow 8 etc she is by far the most friendly and beautiful. Make sure you look and act the part and there won't be an issue. Also the manager Gordon did his best to try and get us the best table in the club within minutes. Will definetly go back!

well, its 5am now and i just come back from clubbing,
my boyfriend put me on a guestlist to to this club tonight and the girl host who is holding this paper and pen decided that shes gonna make my night miserable, i smile and told her im on the guestlist and suddenly she look at me and says t im not on the guestlist without even looking at the guestlist book.anyway i keep telling her to atleast look at the list but she choose to ignore me. make sure you get the blonde girl to help you out instead she seems nicer.

I feel I must say, I agree completely with "Windsor" below. On a recent trip to the UK from New Zealand, I found the service, drinks, music and clientele at The Cuckoo Club to be fabulous. Everyone seemed to be having a great time, and the only unhappy people I saw were the ones who failed to get past security. It's true that this is a high end club which caters to a certain taste, but I dont think thats to say the staff are rude and arrogant. If you get confrontational with people who are only doing their job then of course you can expect to be denied entry! Next time, dress up, put a smile on your face, bring your manners and perhaps you will have better luck!