I have been to the Fez Club quite a few times and i have to say its pretty dire. Its expensive, the girls are never particularly attractive, the bouncers are annoying and i am still trying to get my jacket back after they lost it somehow in the cloakroom last Friday. It would perhaps be nice if they would answer the phone or reply to one of the emails i have sent them about it.

Unfortunately if its Putney and you want to stay out late its pretty much the only place, so i will probably be there again at some point.

A few weeks ago me and my group of 4 friends tried to get in the club but was NOT allowed. Altogether including me there was 3 guys and 2 girls and only the girls were allowed in and we were not given a valid reason as to why us guys couldn't come in. We all travelled far to come there but to be turned away by the rude bouncer and not given a proper reason was a joke.
Did he really need to know where we are born? Why did he let guys in even though they weren't with girls in their group? I have told the management about this, but they have not replied. What a surprise ..
If I could give no stars I would

Worst club i've been to in London. Ridiculously expensive entry fee, whats worse when i entered i was wearing a t-shirt and a small jacket which i had no intention of taking off. A bouncer pointed me to the cloakroom which of course was a small fee which is normal. I said 'no i'm fine thank you' then he said 'oh, well you might have to hand it in' - surely its my choice whether or not i decide to hand in my coat?? The club itself was average, peoples attitude wasn't the best. Worst part of the night came when i ordered three mixed spirits coming to over 30 quid. I went to pay and then noticed one was missing, i told the barman we were short one. He admitted that he had placed one on the bar and the girl next to me who i didnt know pushed it over by accident. She was very sorry and didnt have enough £££ to replace it with. The barman point blank refused to pour another and if i didnt pay for all three drinks he would get me chucked out. I was mild mannered and polite throughout it all yet he was quite aggressive. Left soon after that. Never wrote a review or a even a complaint letter before yet this club really deserves the effort!

After queuing for half hour we were hit with the extortionate entry fee of £14..For what? To queue for another 20mins to put our coats in the cloakroom (£2 per item) then to wait a further 20 minutes to get served over-priced drinks by slow incompetent bar staff (which there were very few of).

I know music is subjective, but the 'DJ' was terrible..If there even was one. You pay £17 to get into Fabric (I know completely different type of club, but for that you get 15/20 world class DJs in different rooms. Where as at Fez you get nothing. Standard commercial music is to to be expected, but it can at least be delivered well with mixes and transitions and some form of flow of genre. Not cheese creeping in at 01:30 for 10 mins before being replaced by 'dance' music..

'Dancing' was near impossible due to being packed in like sardines and I am sure it was over capacity. Otherwise I can imagine the venue to be quite nice...That's about the only positive merit I can give this place. It is actually a joke.

I highly recommend wasting your money somewhere else..

What a place... would recommend this for a night out to anyone!!! Putney is amazing wooohooo!!

Awful Awful Awful! Having heard alot of talk about the fez felt it was necessary to give it ago... Firstly the price of entrance - £14. Found this ridiculous for a 'club' in putney which is in the same category as infernos in clapham junction only alot more expensive to get in. Once inside the only space we could find that wasn't full of naked girls grinding local chavs was by the glass collecting area!! When attempting to dance - you were basically being elbowed/ backed into by whichever ra 17year old fresh out the comfort of daddy's merc. Toilets- disgusting! Bar prices- extortionate!!! London prices are No surprise to me- but at the fez it felt like daylight robbery!!! Overall cramped, expensive and full of students.

Hi,

Absolutely terrible.

Had a great night at Fez, guest list got us straight in no queuing, which was great as the queue was all the way around the corner !! Was out on a birthday party and was a mixed age group so the music went down really well, great DJ. light up dance floor went down a storm, great atmosphere !

Had a night in Jez yesterday and thought it was very mediocre. If I'm honest not that great but for the money it was ok and I would give it another go. I had no issues with bouncers but the music was really cheesy. I normally go to high end clubs but have recently got so fed up with the prices and the attitude that I wanted to try something different. The crowd is up for a laugh however it's a very young crowd and very student like. So know what your getting into if you look around and all you see is partially formed women. I find it a little disturbing personally.

i shared a fate with my fellow clubber. i was turned away from the queue without any particular reason. the bouncers were unprofessional and offensive to say at least. perhaps obnoxious and hostile would be better description. i have to say that i was truly appalled by the offensive behaviour and lack of manners of the staff. frankly speaking i can not recommend this place to anyone unless you are willing to take abuse from bouncers and pay for the overpriced entrance and drinks. sad place.

miserable place and the service was appalling. After standing in the que with my mates for quite awhile we were asked to leave without any particular reason. bouncers were very unprofessional and rude. this place is over appreciated and overpriced. my friendly advice is that do not go there for what ever reason. you would be better of sleeping at home. peace

I Was standing in the queue for like 25min than bouncer came and said than I need to step out and leave, for no reason simply. So you can think do you really want to go to this kind of place. Seriously.

Don't bother unless you're 35 and desperate.

Don't go unless you like weird old unecessary guys who think they're total hotties and that it's ok to grab you like it's a bump n grind night, whilst dancing to the sugababes or something.

Lame lame lame in general! SO SO overpriced...Yeah the deco is nice but omg never again. Seriously don't bother.

A great little bar. Light-up dance floor was great and they didn't pack the place too full.

We got there about 10:30 on a Saturday night and the place was empty but filled up pretty quickly. Apparently it's usually one in one out by midnight.

All the staff were nice and friendly altho the DJ was a bit arsey and ignored our request for a song. Music fairly standard dancey-chart stuff. No cheese and not too hard-core. Would definitely go again.

The Fez Club is cool. We had a great time with plenty of cocktails and smooth music. Fabulous grooves and even more fabulous girls.

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than go back to The Fez Club.

I went to The Fez Club on a Friday night and it was OK, the drinks were OK as my mate used to work there and he knew all the staff. To be honest, generally Fez Club is OK, they just need a bigger dance floor and more R'n'B!