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The House and Terrace

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338 Boord Street,
Greenwich,
SE10 0PF

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Reviewer Anonymous
27/08/2008
hooo god bless this venue
saturdays been all at the H&T
i best club this summer(the end,big chill,blabla bla...)
if any one want to treat themselve with good & love their friends
then offer them a night out @ this club.
PS: they do also some fabulous cocktails at the stunning VIP room.
a place to enjoy
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Reviewer Anonymous
04/08/2008
What can I say brillant club brillant people best night i've had in ages would highly recommend this club especially the terrace which is just like being in Ibiza!
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Reviewer Paul Kinky
04/08/2008
Kinky Malinki at The House & Terrace totally rocked on Saturday. Amazing crowd, wicked music (thanks to Gordon Edge, K-Klass & Steve Smart plus all the KM residents!) and friendly up for it club crowd!I've been running parties for as long as I can remember, all over the world and I have to say Saturdays Kinky Malinki party at The House & Terrace was up there with some of the best!You will be sure to see Kinky Malinki back at The House & Terrace very soon!
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Reviewer Anonymous
02/08/2008
Cr*p club full of south london/belvedere/bexleyheath wanabees.
Over priced, queues outside for no reason, just to make it look popular and busy.
In the middle of nowhere, stick to the West End...
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Reviewer Anonymous
17/07/2008
The house and Terrace is an 'Ok' club, a bit on the pricey side and the guestlist is a joke! If you are going down make sure you are prepared to que for at least 45 mins.
The music is ok. The people that attend are quiet young but everyone seems to get on.
Overall it's ok for the local area, however i wouldnt bother travelling down from far would rather hit west'

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Reviewer Anonymous
06/07/2008
Good music & the Terrace is amazing, have to agree with the others the girls that walk around with the clipboards on the main door (Put a smile on your face, your no-one special) you only run a guestlist where you tick names off when people arrive.
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Reviewer Anonymous
05/07/2008
hi clubbers been to this club its a expensive club rude staff and totally crap
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Reviewer Anonymous
02/07/2008
hi clubbers the sayying should be f*** the house go to the west end its cheaper super club super crap ive never seen such a moody bunch of doorman in my life they are rude arrogant and put a downer on the whole night bukkingham palace has less security checks i mean your in greenwich not london and there are more divvy women with clipboards reminds me of a protest march lol and the que outside whats all that about you que for a hour to get in and its empty talk about keep you there outside so the passing motorway traffic thinks its a busy club free but useless advertising and to pay to get in 20.00 what a con this club has rubbish wriiten all over it the staff management all need to go for happy lessons and learn to appriciate people more theres one good thing about the house the terrace but my opinion is id rather go to the westend were you are greated politly and with respect remember clubbers without us lot these clubs wont last i had a vip ticket on saturday free before 12.00 what a laugh that was i still had to pay it wernt vald for that saturday mmm what a supprise they said you carnt use it for in bed with space when it clearly had on the ticket every saturday and includes in bed with space so you see this club is one big con it wont last trust me word is out its f*** the house im going to a real club
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Reviewer Anonymous
01/07/2008
Now that the cross & turnmills have gone this is my favourite club in london. This sat 28th june i felt like i was in ibiza, dancing when the sun came up on the terrace. cant wait for next week!
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Reviewer mcfarleyson
28/05/2008
Their slogan '**** the westend..go to House'..oh please!! The sound system has seen better days...its full of bexleyheath/bromley characters...enry fee of £20 pound is ridiculous, even super clubs can be cheaper than that. I went there sunday (bank holiday) and had the scariest cab ride home, the cab driver stopped in the middle of the A2! and it cost us £40 to Bexley. People were queing outside for ages and it wasnt even that busy. I hear they have extended their license. Why dont they sort out the existing venue instead of increasing opening times. h and the atmosphere..hold on..tere isnt any!
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Reviewer Anonymous
26/05/2008
Went there couple of weeks back after seeing the flyer. It clearly stated on the flyer “Girls Free b4 11pm”, nothing about having to be on the guest list. Turned up at this venue well before 11pm and was approached by an orange bird with the clipboard. She claimed its £15 each, we mentioned that the flyer stated “Girls Free b4 11pm” but she claimed only on guest list, however this was not mentioned on the flyer. I feel that had we been orange or pink we’d have got in free without having to be on the guest list!! Anyway, we didn’t like her tone nor the way she looked at us up and down so we decided to go to Posh Funk at Inc Club, O2 Arena and had a brilliant time. Do NOT go to this place. There are plenty other venues where you can go and have a good night out without being greeted by bunch of ****s on the door…
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Reviewer Anonymous
26/05/2008
Rude staff, cheap sound system and total waste of time!! Stay WELL clear folks, or you’ll end up having depressing night!!
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Reviewer Anonymous
24/05/2008
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Reviewer rosstafarai
24/05/2008
the house and terrace is full of 18 yo kids with gucci loafers and white shirts on, club sound system is poor, terrace ok but for the gas works, bad staff, bad location, rude security.... dont bother
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Reviewer rosstafarai
24/05/2008
staff are rubbish, especially the doorman
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Reviewer Anonymous
24/05/2008
House and Terrace where do I start? on arrival you will be greeted by the biggest bunch of ***** in London, the door staff are moody aggressive and rude, dont expect a glimmer of a smile from them, it puts a downer on the whole club, i've visited many clubs in my time and these doorstaff are by far the worst. You will be searched searched again the security is ridiculous. The actual club is pokey, sound system is rubbish the only thing I liked about it was the huge terrace kinda reminded me of my days in ibiza, then you look up and see the gas works and realise your in greenwich again, no matter how many tree's they plant to disguise the gas works its always gonna be there. Conclusion: dont waste your time, much better clubs in London.
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Reviewer Anonymous
02/03/2008
There's nothing worse than a busybody with a clipboard - and thats exactly what you're greeted with upon arrival at the House. If you can somehow avoid the rudeness of this woman then you can have an OK but expensive night here.
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Reviewer Anonymous
20/02/2008
finally a place closer to home with the same quality, music and crowd as the west end, best night ive had in a long tim , will definatly be going there again SOON...
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Reviewer Anonymous
20/02/2008
finally a place nearer to home with the same quality, crowd and music as the west end, one of the best night out i've had in a long time, will definatly be going there again SOON!!!
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Reviewer Anonymous
28/09/2007
At last! A club in Greenwich that is actually worth a visit. Too long have us East Londoners had to trek all the way into central and beyond to get some decent partying done, and don't even get me started on the taxi bills! I'll definitely be coming back here for more, bring it on!
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Reviewer Anonymous
28/09/2007
At last! A club in Greenwich that is actually worth a visit. Too long have us East Londoners had to trek all the way into central and beyond to get some decent partying done, and don't even get me started on the taxi bills! I'll definitely be coming back here for more, bring it on!
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