Two Brewers

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114 Clapham High Street,
Clapham,
London,
SW4 7UJ

0872 148 2331
Note: Calls cost 10p per min plus network extras.

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Reviewer JamesCub
09/05/2011
I went there yesterday with a friend and we had a laugh. I would recommend if you're in the area, otherwise any other cabaret venue will do. In fact, I might even go so far as to say you should avoid cabaret events here as everyone crowds the bar and you can't order drinks properly and even the bar-men tend to distract themselves and watch the drags as opposed to pouring a Guinness properly.
Otherwise, it was fun and might come back if in the area.
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Reviewer Mark90
06/12/2010
Tacky tacky cringe
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Reviewer Tim S
23/03/2010
Two Brewers is pure skanky. It's for people who aren't fussy and have low standard.
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Reviewer samson84
04/10/2009
This is a great place for a night out.

Its cheap and the crowd in here are both sexy and friendly. Love this place!!
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Reviewer GeordieGed
04/10/2009
I had the best night of my life here. Two Brewers has a really professional, fast service - the staff are great.

Cheap to get in, the music was amazing, the toilets were spotless and the glasses were clean. Needless to say, I will be going back!
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Reviewer Tim S
23/03/2010
Errrrrm ... Are you sure you've written this about the right bar?
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Reviewer Anonymous
08/01/2009
I had the worst night of my life here. Two Brewers has a really unprofessional, slow service - the staff are very rude. A rip off to get in, the music was terrible, the toilets were disgusting and the glasses were dirty. Needless to say, I won't be going back!
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Reviewer Anonymous
21/01/2008
This place is awful. It's like sitting in a suburban church hall, full of pervy old men and camp teens. The entertainment always sucks and the staff are rude and slow. Stay well away. This place is an embarrassment!
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Reviewer Anonymous
18/04/2005
A rip off! I have been to the Two Brewers several times when there has been no draught drinks available and have still been charged £5 to get in. Management is dreadful and the atmosphere quite hostile. Brewery owned, the Two Brewers is taking the mickey out of a captive gay market whom have little choice in the area. The rear 'club' room is an embarrassment.
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