What a joke. After all this "world famous" nonsense I finally went because I wanted to see the historic place (as a fan of all 1940's history) and was treated like I had an IQ of 50. I was fine with a 15 pound entry fee, and having to tip the cloakroom man, but my understanding and patience ran out immediately after that. After only having a choice of 2 non quality beers (Becks and Budweiser, really?), I finally settled to pay 6 quid for one. As soon as I entered I was hassled and had to keep saying that I just wanted to take it easy and enjoy the main show. At this point I was told that the main show was "boring." Well they were right about that, obviously they were more worried about whoring out the girls for private services than having a nice, relaxing main room. Every other minute I would be asked if I wanted to go upstairs and I finally ran out of ways to politely say "no thanks" (one time I had to literally stare down a girl after saying no) and left. I would of assumed the girls would start telling each other I wasn't interested but evidently not. What a waste of money

Visited this establishment Tuesday 25/11/11. My colleague was insulted by a waiter when he tried to order our drinks at the bar. The waiter at the bar was very aggressive and angry towards him and appeared to be drunk. Three pretty girls took us to a table where we ordered several bottles of overpriced champagne. I was shocked at the treatment once we sat down. The staff gave us very poor service. My dancer attempted to call one miserable looking waiter. He reluctantly came over to her said "you know" then walked away!! My dancer Eva explained to me that we would have to tip the waiter separate on-top of the service charge for him to serve us!! I reluctantly agreed he still refused to serve. In addition i had to tip the staff at the dancing booth for my dancer to dance with me!! Two of my clients later told us that they were not offered a sexy dance upstairs but offered a sex service that you would get in a sleazy brothel.
On our way out a very sharped tongued red headed lady swore at me as I all left. "To go and F myself''' I really would not recommend ever bringing your clients to this sort of establishment. The staff are awful. Zero service. There are much better clubs in London.

Visited this club Tuesday 25/11. I was really disappointed. The girls were very polite and pretty but the service from the staff was shocking. My colleague ordered our drinks at there bar and was insulted by a angry waiter. My other colleague went to withdraw money from a cashier and he could not remember his PIN and again was insulted.Three pretty girls took us to a table. I was shocked at the service one we had a table. My dancer attempted to call a miserable looking waiters to serve us and he approached her and said "you know" refused and walked away, she told me they do not serve unless they receive tips on-top of the service charge!!!.To dance with her i had to also tip the staff at the dancing booths. I ended up reluctantly tipping everyone for an appalling service. The staff are shocking. There are many clubs in London. I would not recommend visiting this establishment with your clients or anyone else.

This establishment is absolutely stunning. My pals and me rocked up on sat night after the match and the place was buzzing, could have done with having less people in there but either way was a fantastic night. Not many strip clubs feel like a nightclub/cabaret. we were even treated to a cheeky performance from a burlesque act who to our amazement were completely naked!! Great Night

Attended for a stag night, booked a week before hand even maneged to get half my party free entrance. Everyone at the Windmill from the dancers to the waiters are very helpful and polite. The dancers are beautiful and really made the groom regret his big day... Ok well not really but the girls were very sexy and fun. All spoke english which is a plus and were very accommodating. Will definitely be going back to revisit. May I recommend Morgan she is so hot

I recently visited this venue with my colleagues. Fair to say we were all disappointed.

The girls did not look elegant as we were told they would look. What i saw were girls that literally looked like a mess.
Also as soon as we walked through the door five girls literally pounced on us and wouldn't let us breath. One Chinese girl even offered me her services at her apartment!

My two colleagues stayed on and sat on a table.When the bill came they were forced to pay a waiter £200(just for serving them) and then had to pay the two young Brazilian dancers a obscene amount of money just to sit with them for a short period.

If you want to visit an establishment where there's beautiful classy women and not so greedy staff, this probably is not the venue to visit.

Not a very nice experience.

Have to share this.... went to the windmill last night, did not book just happened to be in the area with a client. We were met by the door man who was ever so welcoming paid our entry and were seated. OH MY GOSH this club is the most beautiful establishment i have ever been to in my whole life. we were told its just had a rehurb and they have totally go all out.. i felt as if i was in the crazy horse in Paris. The girls were beautiful and looked so sexy and were all dressed in black lingerie which totally blow my breath away ... and my wallet!

Amazing

I went in Windmill International yesterday and I was enjoying the wild atmosphere, with a very sexy girl and very friendly waiters to look after us, not even once I had to fill up my glass! I lost all these feeling when this guy, who said was the manager came along with a very bad attitude, also I had to ask back for my card several times when, eventually, he founded it out of nowhere. In the meantime he pushed me to pay in cash and to leave the club because was already 4 in the morning.

Just unbelievable, with all the money that I left in there he even didn't let me fully enjoy my night out and that's why I'm not coming back in a place where I didn't feel welcome! John