Aura(Continental)Aura's more celebrated guests include Christina Aguilera, U2, Janet Jackson, Flavio Briatore, Billy Zane, Naomi Campbell, Kelis and Leon Jackson. (Okay not Leon Jackson.)
Embassy LondonThis is fast becoming the celebrity hang-out to be seen in - so book ahead unless the shoulders you want to rub are the doorman's as he bundles you out onto the street.
The Golden HeartReportedly Tracey Emin's local and Kate Moss often fell through the doors here with her ex-beau and ex-human being Pete Doherty.
The Hawley Arms(Pub Food)The men behind the Mighty Boosh frequent this legendary venue in Camden and very often you'll find Peaches and her gang huddled into a corner, drinking the place dry.
The HeightsNo, this isn't as obscure as you may think. This is where you will catch celebrities off-guard as they grab a bite after visiting BBC Broadcasting House nearby. Perfect for all you annoying autograph hunters out there.
Saint Georges Hotel,
14 Langham Place,
Marylebone,
London,
W1B 2QS
read our reviewRobbie Williams often lets Julie's Restaurant and Bar entertain him and U2 had a beautiful day here too (etc, etc).
The Lock Tavern(Gastro Pub Food)Never mind your glamour girls and your Big Brother non-entities, this is where you can meet the cream of the crop from the British music scene. Buy them a pint after a successful set and chat anally about rare recordings and favourite riffs.
Mo*vida(Modern European)At Mo*vida, they tend to cater for the soap set, those who appear on the front page of the Red Tops and sports stars with a penchant for ladies with tight skirts and loose morals.
No 5(Modern European)Serious A-Listers swan this reputable venue including Charlize Theron (Monster) and Samuel L Jackson (National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1).
Nobu BerkeleyPosh and Madge and their ensuing entourages have filled out this uber-trendy celeb-haunt on Berkeley Street.
Punch Bowl(Pub Food)The second oldest pub in Mayfair has reportedly been snapped up by Madonna and Guy Ritchie due to its already high turnover of celebrity clientele.
Sir Richard SteeleLike the Hawley Arms this is another unassuming haunt for North West London's famous locals.
The Soho LoungeIf you can get in here, you must be a celebrity yourself. Or a member of an entourage. This place is dripping with fame with George Michael, Jude Law, Jay-Z and countless others treading the lounge carpets in previous years.
69 Dean Street (entrance in Meard Street),
Soho,
London,
W1D 3SE
read our reviewDanny Dyer, Tamer Hussain, Brian and Liam from Big Brother...they're all here. Unfortunately.
Sugar Hut(Thai)It's not uncommon to find Wills and Harry in here along with other people who are essentially better than us like Nicole Kidman and Kate Moss. Go down there and start worshipping tonight.