We visted Garfunkels in the Strand yesterday and sadly the experience was spoilt by the toilets. I can only describe the gents as a dirty hole. Tiles had come off the wall and dirt had not been cleaned around the wash basin for days. I would suggest staff had not visted the facilty that day. My wife was not impressed by the ladies. Your toilets are a health hazard and we will not be visiting Garfunkels again.regards,Peter

There’s a chef who works at this Garfunkel’s who is really cute. You don’t always get to see him, but sometimes he comes out of the kitchen. He is so good looking – if Garfunkel’s made him wait on tables they’d probably do twice as well!

Garfunkel’s is tourist-centralis. They come here cos' it looks ‘safe’, they do every type of cuisine ever invented and they let you bring in your screaming kids.
If you want microwaved, deep-fried gumf, Garfunkel’s is your bag – if you want proper food go elsewhere.

I know it's a chain, but Garfunkel's is one of those reliable places you can always go to. The food's always good, it's not too expensive and you know you're going to be in and out within an hour.
Garfunkel's is a good reliable stop-off.