2 Grove Road,
Bow,
London,
E3 5AX
(020) 8983 3304
The ViewLondon Review
The Greedy Cow is one of Mile End’s little treasures. It's understated and discreet, but the same certainly can’t be said of the burgers.
The Venue
Just a two minute walk away from Mile End tube, The Greedy Cow sits on that very busy crossroad and can easily be forgotten in the bustle of the area, despite the huge signs. Inside you’ll find an easy going scene, with dark solid wooden tables and chairs, each spotted with a delicate tea light candle. Amongst the decor are various canvas pictures of cows - up close and personal - which somehow doesn’t induce any form of guilt as you tuck into your food. A narrow window gives you insight into the kitchen’s happenings, possibly an attempt to make it seem like an open kitchen, however it seems unnecessary as the view is so limited.
The Atmosphere
A mix of jazz, salsa and chilled music is played in the background to create a fun, feel good vibe. Despite Queen Mary University being so close, it seems that this place attracts the more mature diner, as opposed to students. You’ll find a mix of couples and friends having a catch up in here from 9pm onwards, which is when the atmosphere really gets going. The staff are happy to recommend dishes and are very attentive to each table.
The Food
To come here and not have a burger would be senseless - they're that good. All are served in fresh sourdough buns with fresh rocket salad inside – no limp leaves to be found here. The Wagyu beef burger (£9.95) is beautifully soft and a really melt in the mouth choice, even if it does seem remarkably cheap for what's presumably such an impressive bit of cow. There are a few cooking recommendations to some dishes and it’s worth following them to get the best.
The Chinese burger (£9.50) is a juicy, duck steak-esque option served with hoi sin sauce and finely chopped spring onions. For your side dishes, it’s worth sharing because everything is generously served here. The spiced wedges (£2.95) are incredibly moreish, with skin on and perfectly fluffy on the inside. The onion rings (£2.75) are gigantic and maybe a little daunting, but very good indeed. Despite both of these sides being deep fried, it’s very refreshing that neither arrive soaked in grease but instead remain crisp, and have very little oil in their trail.
If you can manage to fit in dessert, the chocolate fondant (£4.50) is utterly beautiful and is called their signature dish for a reason. The perfectly cooked treat has a slight tinge of mocha in its taste which only serves to enhance the chocolate indulgence. Served with a scoop of real vanilla ice cream to delightfully confuse your palate with warm and cold, it’s an absolute winner.
The Drinks
Greedy Cow boasts a decent drinks menu, and there's certainly enough to please most. The cocktail list includes a fruit bellini (£6.75) which isn’t the best due to a slightly sour aftertaste, but the mojito (£6.75) is made very well indeed and has the right balance of sweetness, mint and lime. The Greedy Cow Special (£6.95) made with vanilla vodka, fresh strawberries and apple juice is a very girly, sweet drink that's good, but maybe just a little too sweet for some though.
The Last Word
The Greedy Cow is easily one of the best independent burger joints in London, and although its surroundings seem quite out of touch with its concept, it adds to its laid back and easy feel. With thoughts to explore exotic meats in the region of crocodile and kangaroo, this place promises to get even better.
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