Now I don't claim to be a food whizz, but I do know what constitutes good food, and what I found in Tinseltown certainly wasn't it.The food was cold and as always, it was just lovely to see the fat dripping off of your burger onto your hand- mmm. What then makes this place so attractive? Apparently it's the milshakes. Of course I was to busy fighting a never ending battle trying to get the thick pile of smoosh through the straw, to really take notice of the taste.At the base of this fascinating experience was appaulling service. One hour waiting time for dissapointing food (when the restaurant is not even at it's busiest) is enough to make you want to eat your hat instead, and indeed, you may be better off doing so. The food served simply cries out 'HEART ATTACK.' Where are the healthy options? Well apparently they flew right out the window along with my sanity. The hat appears to be a much more nutritionally sound proposition.To top off the evening, it was evident that my temper wasn't the only thing through the roof. The food is ridiculously overpriced. Now before you go thinking that this is some cheap reviewer, I don't mind paying high prices for good food. I don't mind paying extremely high prices for great food. I do however mind, paying for food that isn't worth paying for. This is certainly one place that I will never visit again. To have had better dining experiences at McDonalds is to know that something is terribly wrong. Nuff said.

I have visited Tinsle town on a number of occasions but last night was the last time.

I ordered a steak costing £13.99 and recived a microwaved dinner from Iceland.

I was appalled that the establishment would find that adequate enough to send out to a customer for that price.

I really think they should stick to making Milkshakes the one star given is too much but i dont have the option to choose no stars.

Kimberley Rudman

Tinseltown does great milkshakes but I was upset when I went there for a milkshake on Sunday at 4am only to find the cook sleeping downstairs. He said the Tinseltown kitchen was closed. I thought it was open 24 hours?

Not impressed with the food at Tinseltown at all, but the milkshakes were amazing! Loads of different flavours including Twix, Mars and Snickers.

Delicious but very naughty! Don't go to Tinseltown if you're on a diet!