Chris Gough 

Beverages: 7/10. Positives: Good Guinness, negatives: no Strongbow.

Snacks: 6/10. Limited. No bar snacks when asked. However, pub rolls are provided for £1, one flavour: Wedge of cheese and a slab of sweaty onion in a 10 day old bap. What else do you want?

Bar staff: 7/10. Positives: Friendly and female, keen to get us on the C&O roll…

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