donagh 

Male

A gross experience. The food was truly revolting. Battered, cold scallops with hit coleslaw?

A sliver of sea bass on Chinese takeaway noodles, with sugary, red gloop? Foul.

The staff are an unfortunate mix of hostile and incompetent. Still - it must be taxing working in a room of braying knackers.

The room…

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