DonJohnson 

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This is the worst club I have ever been to. And I've done a few...

15year old girls in the club thinking they're Gods gift because they got into a London club, rugby boys in tight shirts eyeing themselves up in a host of mirrors, big sweaty men in orange dungarees taking up the whole of the dance floor with their shitty dance moves, swea…

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