DoNotDineHere 

Female

Read this if you’re considering the Dans le Noir experience…in a word: hideous. The food was repulsive and we left before the main course. Food was lukewarm and mushy - if you could even find your food. We were encouraged to eat with our hands, but not offered any sort of warm towelette to wash our hands with first. Upon leaving, they offered t…

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