downlikedisco 

Female

The service was great, waiters were polite. The food was mediocre. The portion sizes were too small. I couldn't even see or taste some of the ingredients that were stated on the menu. Its such a pretentious place that I felt uncomfortable to send the food back so just paid and left. Wouldn't recommend it to anybody. The Criterion is all about the …

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