Francis Hutney 

Trattoria...hum, I don't think so, tourist trap more like. All we wanted were two pizzas, a seemingly simple request from a "restaurant" professing to be Italian. How wrong can it get? Very it seems. The waitress was a disaster, she got the drinks order wrong (we ordered a coke and a bottle of sparkling mineral water), she could not describe any …

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