Helen Parker 

Female

Almost the most ridiculous place I have ever been. Unlike Umbaba and the like it manages to be really expensive without any element of class.

We were (as everyone else seems to have been) held on the door whilst they "tried to find us" on the guest list... assumably a ploy to see if you're attractive enough to enter - this becomes ironi…

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