Jameswilliams 

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Where is the No Star button?! Appalling. Terrible. Awful. Dreadful. Inedible. No ambiance. Unwelcoming. Cold (freezing cold). No magic. No atmosphere. No people (well maybe two tables). Appalling again. And come on the Nietzche review down below - you don't fool us. That is the most blatant plug from the owner / manager / waiter if ever I saw one! …

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