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Paper? Why not call it Pompous? Pretentious? Because the crowds it attracts seem to consist of mainly D-list celebrities and young people flashing daddy's plastic. It was massively overpriced, crowded, the music was shocking for a Saturday night, and I won't be going back there for a good few years, at least.

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