likeastar 

Female

Another conventionally terrible Essex club. I've been forced to go to this ridiculous club lots of times when I was in sixth form as its a kind of 'right of passage' to go there when you turn 18 (god knows why), but now I just point blank refuse to go when asked. Typically you'll find orange fake tan girls with embarrassingly tiny dresses and…

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