mad swing 

Female

Sadly I went to the Cafe de Paris last night. Had a totally horrible time. My food was late, the meal was average, the show was OK but the door staff were hideous in a typical I rule the world sort of way.

The decor is extravagant as well as the prices. The club was too hot, so no air con and the crowd were a bit desperate!

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