Mauritian Sweetness 

Let me keep this short and sweet - don't go to Bar Rumba. It's too small, and the ladies are cramped. There's no space to move.

To prove how small Bar Rumba is some silly boy started dancing with me, because it was over packed as I was about to take a sip of my drink he got pushed by someone else, everyone dropped onto me and the bottle sm…

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