mitziebaba 

Female

How anyone could possibly rate this rip-off joint more than one star is completely beyond me. Is the owner posting himself perhaps? £50 a ticket to be squashed in a corner on makeshift stools arranged around a coffee table, with so many other parties also rammed in that it is impossible to see the stage unless standing up, is really not what I …

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