Natalya Welch 

General points about this club:1) Bouncers doing the usual 'I'm big and tough, so don't mess' attitude. Whilst the odd one is trying to grope you!2) They make you stand in a queue, because it's so packed inside? No, of course not, it's to make the club look busy!3) £1 per item in the cloakroom (don't even try and bargain for your scarf to go in you…

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