Nathan White 

Male

Er, Mr Turner, you seem to forget that in the last film there was a knight who was hundreds of years old because he drank from the cup of some bloke called jesus. That is no more far fetched than aliens. And besides - its Indy! He can do anything he wants and if wants to fight aliens he will damn well fight aliens.

So you have never heard of people being annoyed with screaming babies? What a bubble you must live in. Stop your whinging and stay at home next time. Nobody wants to hear your offspring screaming its lungs out.

Well done Corey Piper. Madonna; I have never asked you for a single thing in my life. When you were singing gibberish about pink elephants in a love parade at the end of the 80s, I foolishly joined in, but I am singing no more. To quote Bernard from Black Books; you look like a horse in a man costume, well actually in a lycra one piece but you get…

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