Nic De Vito 

Female

Paper is a craphole full of horrible Scouse recruitment consultants with curly hair. People like that really pee me off, and there was one pretentious cow in particular who really annoyed me. I nearly throttled her. I also caught her giving a blowie to the bouncer in the disabled toilet.

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