Ollie W 

The music was good at KoKo and the night was going well until I met this man who I assumed felt the same way about me as I did about him.

Anyway I made a pass at him because I thought he was gay and he smacked me one in the face, so obviously we got thrown out which shows that the bouncers at KoKo are good.

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