ptolonen 

Female

Not so cool this roxy I'm afraid. We were specifically asked about our preference for either sofa or tables, so we said sofas. Upon arrival we had to watch a group of people gasp in awe as they had been accidentally been seated in our place. "Oh look they gave us the sofas" the lady cried as our party of eight was pushed on to a small table of six…

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