robynkimer 

Female

The staff are absolute jobs worths. The conversation went like this: “May I order some food” “I’m sorry the kitchen is closed” “May I just buy some bread” “I’m sorry the chef has gone home so we can’t cut it” “That’s fine I can just have the bread role unsliced” “I’m not allowed to get food from the kitchen and I don’t know where the brea…

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