S Parkinson 

The toilets at the Jazz Cafe were totally prehistoric with water on the floor, outside the main building, with no hand drier. I didn't know whether to hold my trousers off the floor or try and squat without touching the seat.

My food was luke warm and I had to pay a £4.00 service charge when I had already paid for the meal, and the entr…

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