SamW 

Male

God Awful. I'm too old for this kind of "cool in the 90s" venue. The first thing that hits you on descending into this place is the smell. Stale farts. Rank. Music was what would have been a damn good mix had it been mixed on vinyl 15 years ago. The DJ had two controls: his iMac playlist "play" button, and the volume control, which he cranked…

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