Sean O'Conor 

Avoid Sport Cafe like the plague. They should remove the word 'sports' from their name because sports lovers do not want ear-splitting music and a DJ during the broadcasts. Is it too much to ask to be able to hear the person next to you? The drinks are overpriced and they give you change on a plate as if we tip bar staff in England.

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