SexyCalifornia 

Male

What a joke of a scheisse-hole. A coked-up greasy bouncer with an ego that vastly surpasses his authority, a lousy interior and poor mixology...why would anyone spend 0.00005 minutes trying to enter much less pay £20 to descend into this cesspool of London's sewers? The days of l'Equipe's glamour, hotness, and sex are over. Long, LONG gone. I…

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