stirfry92 

Female

Queue to get in was VERY long, even at only 9pm and on entrance the club smells like a combination of homeless people, urine, vomit and cheese. Drinks were cheap, but I couldn't taste the vodka in my vodka and lemonade. The guys in there aren't that great, and I saw my fair share of arse-crack from the "ladies". Also, there are a lot of weirdos in …

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