Suzie750 

I have never been motivated to write a review about a club but I have to say that Cafe de Paris was the most pretentious and disappointing club I have been to. I went for a friend's birthday and found that the staff were rude and conceited and the door lady was the most uncharismatic woman I have ever met.

The dancers look like prostitute…

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