Thomas Beard 

Deep is empty. I don't just mean two or three couples and a family in the corner empty, I mean completely empty. I went with a friend at 8.30pm and we thought the place was closed. When we spoke to the group of waitresses who work there, they said it's like that every night, even at weekends.

What makes this even worse is that the food is …

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