Dancers that disappear into a back area with your money and 45 minutes to drop in coat in cloakroon + other 45 to pick up. I really dont recommend this club

Okay, very nice joint as far as these types of places go, well laid out, VERY attractive girls. However, this is not a relaxed place that gives you time to take in the sights...they work you REALLY hard to part with alot of money before you have been in there five minutes. This is fine if you can say no to well-spoken very beautiful women--but I certainly can't so I had sucker all over me. Anyway, hooked up with a very well spoken, beautiful blond Czech girl who smelled of coconut oil, she latched on to me right away, took me to the bar--(she) did lots of petting, hugging, it was very nice but there was alot of underlying pressure to go private. So, 40 minutes later and two hundreds pounds lighter I departed smelling of coconut oil. To dispel any rumors though, the "private rooms" are quiet booths patrolled by vigilant bouncers...it is a show only with just a bit of touching by the dancer--not even a real USA style lap grind...I seriously doubt that there is much in the way of "extra intimate" contact despite what we punters may fantasize about when we are agreeing to the private dance. If you want that you can probably get an escort for the same cost but don't expect it here! If you have willpower and want to see and talk to beautiful ladies this is a good place to go...

This is in response to b_h_m as it seems she didnt like my post about Spearmint Rhino. People come in here to post about their experiences and that is what I did. If there are people who appreciate being made to spend money then Spearmint is surely for them.Other posts in this thread agree with the other comment about how asking for money, and immediately, is mostly the only topic the ladies in this club are able to handle. In my book this kind of behavior is not what a "gentleman's club" is about.Go to other clubs where you can spend your money while in good company and great conversation.

Door staff were polite despite having to deal with some idiot who was trying to haggle for a discount on entry and getting in everyones way!!
If you are a high-roller as I'm sure most of the people are here you will have a great time - its geared up towards people with A LOT of money - if you are an average joe on a night out be careful. It must be the fact that the girls are used to visitors being minted but I found them to be quite pushy and it made the whole experience a taste a bit sour. I don't expect to have a meaningful conversation but some light-hearted chat makes the evening more fun - instead its all geared up towards getting you to splash the cash - If you want to tick the Spearmint Rhino box go ahead - but if you want a fun night out there are much better places to visit.

I saw the last anon review on Spearmint Rhino and felt I had to confront it. When a date of mine asked if we should go to Spearmint Rhino for a drink recently I was somewhat shocked but elated.

We were met by an efficent doorman that explained the house rules and I paid our entry. We were seated and immediately served by an extremely goodlooking waitress. She was attentive and well rehearsed, looking after us all evening.

The girls were beautiful and my date and I had a few private dances. We had a great night out and we were delighted to read this review on the club. We will be back again soon.

This is the worst lap dancing club I have ever visited. Went on Friday Night with my lady friend. The doorman was openly hostile to her and we should have walked away there and then. Paid £30 and were ignored by the dancers and the waitresses. I had to go to the bar to buy my drinks and when a waitress finally came and served us she short changed me! This place has an anti-couple policy and unless you are an Albanian gangster or a chav, stay away.

The original and the best lap dancing club in London! Went on a works night out and had a great time, especially my private dance in the VIP booth!